About Average Bob

Knowing your limitations and accepting them frees up time to enjoy life and stop living in a state of continual self improvement. Forget about the judgment of people trapped in the constant cycle of get more, chase more, rinse and repeat . They’re as happy as a rainy day with no umbrella. And they are there to rain on your parade. But its like I always say about those people and their opinion; It doesn’t stop mine from growing or my blood from flowing so fuck em! The Average bob philosophy is simple. Stop trying to fix you if you aren’t broken. There is the very real possibility that the world making demands of you is below average at best and that’s a line I am willing to cross. So embrace your average ass self and set the thermostat to good enough. In the long run, you will thank yourself. Average bob’s mugs of mediocrity merchandise and more, serving average people one mug at a time. Send us your hard earned money and we will send you something that reminds you that your average self doesn’t need a jump start! Keep coasting and god bless the unremarkable 90% of us getting screwed by life! Average bob endorses this message!